As a raging alcoholic with a crippling gambling problem, I've been to many casinos around the world over the course of my life. But none of these have ever adequately captured the appropriate atmosphere commensurate with a truly GREAT casino. It wasn't until walking through the doors of Casino M8trix that I discovered what all of those other lavish, notably opulent casinos from Las Vegas to Monte Carlo have all been missing: namely, an aroma befitting a truly great casino. And that is the first thing one notices when walking through the doors of Casino M8trix, an aroma as unique and distinct as that of chocolate chip cookies baking in an oven, or fresh coffee brewed on a cold autumn morning, or the distinctive waft of pine from the family Christmas tree when returning home for the holidays. Except that the scent which Casino M8trix has mastered is that of a vagina with a yeast infection. Surely the designers must have proclaimed, early and often, that they were going for a sufficiently 'yeasty vagina' aroma to compliment the appearance of clinically depressed divorcees gambling away their disability checks around the various blackjack and Texas Hold 'em tables. And sirs, this review from an adoring fan of all vaginas, yeasty or otherwise (but mostly yeasty), commends you on a job very well done!