Mar 29 '14 at 14:58
Hopefully you're staying here more than just a few nights because it is guarenteed that at least one of those day and nights will be spend entirely in the room while you go through the most severe stomach pains you've ever had and constant trips to the bathroom. I read the google reviews before our trip about the food poisoning and said to myself I wouldn't let that bother me. So when I saw the biggest buffet i've ever seen in my life I went in. Turns out it's a huge buffet of 97% SHIT food. I challenge you to find a good item in that dinner buffet, it could actually be a fun game. The animation team (which is excellent by the way) should bring guests into the buffet and make a game out of finding good food in it. I never had more bland and unseasoned food in my life. This resorts food does in no way represent the cuisine of the dominican republic. The rooms are cool but our toilet constantly broke probably from the extreme amount of use it received during our stay. The staff is as friendly as it gets and the resort is super clean just don't eat.
