I'm used to playing bad odds on ships, but the payouts on Celebrity's Jacks or Better are the worst I've seen anywhere. It's essentially Bonus Poker Lite - boosted 4-of-a-kind, Full, Flush and Straight, but at the disproportionately huge cost of "paying" 2 Pair as a Push. This applied to all machines at all coin levels (25ยข, $1, $2, $5, $10)