Review for The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas Review For D.O.C.G. Google User Jul 17 '16 at 6:37 Awful. Definitely not the great food Vegas is known for. Tasteless, terrible presentation and flat staff. Anywhere but here, you're better off buying a .99 mama celeste frozen pizza and many places in Vegas have equal or better wine selections. I won't even start on the mixed drinks, just don't go. Hoping this dump is the next casualty of Vegas dining and closes sooner rather than later. View full site to comment or like