The food and drink: The cafe mocha was good. It was sweet and chocolatey, as one would expect. The Porch Burger Deluxe was huge, cooked properly, and well seasoned. I liked how buttery the bun was. The bacon was very fatty and floppy, which I didn't like. The fries we're cold, floppy, and just not good.
The service: Service was incredibly slow. After putting our name down and waiting for an hour (the estimated time) they said it'd take another half an hour to an hour so we split our group in half. Once seated, it took a long time before someone came to take our order, for our food to come out, and for someone to come give us the checks. They also don't split checks for you, and make you write down how much to charge each card if you want to split it yourself. This, in addition to the fact that they include a resort fee and service charge doesn't win any points with me.
Overall: It's a very long wait for very very average food. Nothing was necessarily bad though I guess. Except the fries.