Apr 19 '18 at 19:28
I came to River Rock Casino to launder my money. It's not easy to turn illicit cash into clean, crisp, legal dollars. But let me tell you, River Rock is the place to do it.
From the moment I walked in with a duffel bag full of twenty dollar bills, the staff was beyond helpful. They directed me to a private room where a dedicated staff helped me count my drug money.
Once this was done, my VIP attendant quickly converted it all into chips. After a few hands of blackjack (I hit on 18!) I cashed out all my newly legal bills. Throughout the staff was helpful and professional.
I'll definitely be returning to the River Rock for all my future laundering needs.