Jan 18 '16 at 1:01
I don't like to complain about service, but my wife and I have been here quite a few times (about 30 times) and it's always been the same story: if you order alcoholic drinks, the waitresses will be coming to you every 5 minutes to see if you need another drink. They won't bother checking on how the food is or if you need anything else besides alcohol. If it doesn't increase your overall bill, there's no reason for them to check on you.
If you don't order alcoholic drinks, just pop ("soda" for the sticklers out there) you will get your drink after about 10 minutes. I'm not sure if refills are free or not, because our waitresses never bothered asking. Being the gentleman that I am, I didn't want to inconvenience their important side conversations. Clearly they were much more pressing than doing their actual job.
Also, if you ever wondered why people in the 1800s drank more alcohol than water, you gotta try Fox and Hound's water to get you an interactive history lesson.
If you expect paying your tab to be the easiest thing you could probably ask someone to do at this place, I'd tell you to not get your hopes up. (I know, I almost made it seem like I was going to throw you in for a twist at the end) You'll probably do more walking around the whole restaurant trying to find an employee that could find your waitress that's been missing for the past 20 minutes. After all the employees have embarked on an unsuccessful hour-long manhunt for her, you'll eventually get a random waitress that will bring you the bill with the most somber face you've ever seen on someone. Our waitress probably just fixed herself a nice glass of their premium unfiltered water and left a note. I can only assume that might be a reasonable explanation for their high employee turnover.
I think everyone reading this is asking the million-dollar question: is this guy and his wife ever going back to patronize this place?
Well, I would say there's a higher probability of winning the PowerBall 10 times in a row than us ever going back.